Is this some sort of new fashion craze I'm unaware of?
or just a conspiracy?
Perhaps the shoes are stalking me?
Argh! The shoes are coming to get me!
Help! Save me from the shoes!
Does this still work? or do I need to write in cyrillic to post on here nowadays?
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