So, on Tuesday I went to the Post Office to take in my passport form ready for this trip to Bordeaux, to be told:

"No you can't have one, your head's too big"

or something along those lines.

Eeek! So when I did the photos I went into the machine and centred everything as they said on the instructions that came with the passport form and still they didn't like it.

What's this? Stop people from illegally obtaining false passports by preventing people from getting them full stop?!

Oh well, have another form to fill out now...