To this they produced something looking very much like a cut-throat razor and got rid of most of it.
Haven't had all the "you've had your haircut" comments from people who obviously think you haven't noticed, so perhaps I managed to hide it sufficiently. Must be a new stealth haircut.
They did put some horrible greasy gunk in my hair, which I only had the opportunity to wash out this morning. Do people really like using this stuff? Makes your hair feel so horrible, like some sort of bizarre cross between greasy kitchen fat and pva glue!
Having said that I won't now admit to having actually used hair gel when had much shorter hair when I was a teenager...