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LJ New Year Party Thing...

hmmm_tea's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 20% Politically Correct!)

Started : 31st December 2005 09:43:06 PM

Ended : 01st January 2006 01:05:40 PM
Alco Money! : $ 281

Guests of Honour

numberland is a spiritless Hindu and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. numberland drank 2 Poteens, 2 Sambuccas, 1 Ale.
liveavatar is a damnable Buddhist and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this who pisses on house plants because the proper water is always just out of reach. liveavatar drank 14 Sambuccas, 2 Ales.
benparker is a nervous Wiccan. benparker drank 13 White Wines.
ewx is a vicious Fundementalist Christian and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. ewx decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
atreic is a powerless Muslim. atreic drank 11 Ales, 3 Vermouths.
randomchris is a bouncy Hindu. randomchris drank 4 Gins, 2 Lagers, 3 Red Wines.
tienelle is an offensive Liberal Christian and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. tienelle decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
hmmm_tea is a wobegone Atheist. hmmm_tea drank 4 Cosmopolitans, 5 Irish Creams, 7 Everclears.
bagrec is a schizophrenic Fundementalist Christian. bagrec decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.


Clean up at hmmm_tea's place! Urgh bejesus man, there's soup pieces in this barfpile! Fucking ell theres 6 of them!


'Repent! REPENT at once thou harloting little Goth' boomed ewx at a hapless looking benparker. benparker merely retorted with a glib 'Yer Ma!'

hmmm_tea persisted to shout 'There is no God, you daft hairy bastard!' all night at bagrec which led to the Christian losing control who ended up continually banging their own head off the bathroom door for half an hour.


OMG, who would have THUNK it? It seems as though benparker and atreic have finally made their feelings known for each other and in style!

The Drunkest

Dear God atreic! I cannot bear the smell! Your breathe is like a dank beer soaked cellar!

Random Events

atreic offered hmmm_tea £500 for just one sniff of their knickers. atreic can now be contacted
at atreic_give_us_a_sniff@hotmail.com.

atreic accused benparker of having sold their brothers vibrator to slovakian terrorists in exchange for a guided tour
of a gay brothel in minsk.

Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!

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Your Hero God Loves Coke.

Did actually have a port and mulled wine party last night, although it was nothing like the one above. benparker was there though as were lots of other nice people (just the right number for my flat really).

MJ even brought me a bishop! She said she'd found 2, but the other was harder to play so only learnt one of them to bring (can't remember which city it was though).

Dave and MJ still hinting I should tumble, could probably be pursuaded once I know a bit more rapper, but still as I said before, eeek!


( 6 comments — Leave a comment )
29th Dec, 2005 23:48 (UTC)
I just spent half an hour reloading that thing and laughing, you...what was the phrase? oh, here it is...you "obnoxious overblown serial bastard".

It's a pleasure to learn so many new synonyms for drunkenness. "Ratarsed" is my particular favorite.
29th Dec, 2005 23:52 (UTC)

You don't use the term 'ratarsed' in the states then?
29th Dec, 2005 23:54 (UTC)
No, we don't use any form of 'arsed'. Pity, really.
30th Dec, 2005 00:33 (UTC)
Americans do not have bottoms. Fact.
30th Dec, 2005 12:14 (UTC)
Not only do we have bottoms, our country is bottoming out.
30th Dec, 2005 00:50 (UTC)
Were I to become a fundamentalist of any flavour I think I would make sure I could spell it l-)
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