I've heard lots of different versions of it as an adult, but they all sound wrong somehow.
Having ended up singing it last weekend, it seems appropriate time for a poll (especially as I haven't had one in ages)...
What comes next? I'm a little teapot, Short and stout, Here's my handle, Here's my spout...
Have a strange feeling I may have posted a very similar poll before, but as I'm still not enlightened, I reserve the right to repeat myself