- How can I have tea with the Queen?
- Could you recommend a good plastic surgeon?
- Are there guided tours of M15?
- When do the clowns come on at Piccadilly Circus?
- What number in Oxford Street is Oxford University?
- Where can I buy paraffin for my lamp?
- What time does “evil song” start at St Paul’s Cathedral?
- Which side of the river is London Bridge on?
- Where can I hire a banana boat?
- Is it a long walk to Times Square?
- Where abouts is the Eiffel Tower?
- Which way to the beach?
- When does Tower Bridge move?
- Where can I see the buildings destroyed in the Second World War?
- Where do the Spice Girls live?
(via @LDN)