Willows and wizards are entirely different and there is no need to get that tune stuck in your head everytime you walk down Willow Walk.
Then again... What if they are?
I can see it now all those willows casting their wicked spells.
It wasn't me that put the pigs near the willows. No. *shakes head*
It's all a conspiracy between pig farmers and willow trees. A master plan for world domination.
We're all doomed! Doomed, I tell you!
*laughs maniacally as the nice men in white coats carry him off*
It's clearly going to be one of those weeks