April 21st, 2009

stupidity, daftness

Help! The vampires are coming to get me!

...or more accurately I've made an appointment to give them a pint tomorrow. Eeek! *cowers in corner*

I'm no good at giving blood. The only bit I seem any good at is avoiding doing it, which I seem to have managed for about 2 years now inspite of the fact that they ring me religiously each month to ask me to make an appointment. *hangs head in shame*

I mean, who's bright idea was it to make me both O negative and ridiculously squeamish? I'd laugh at the irony if it didn't make me feel so ill. I don't seem to be able to even walk past one of those lorries without my stomach attempting to impersonate a world champion gymnast anymore. I thought this was supposed to get easier?

Yes, I'm being a coward, but it's an evil blood sucking lorry of doom. *nods head to make the argument more convincing*

Perhaps, if I'm lucky, I'll go down with some rare tropical disease overnight?


*runs and hides quivering in the corner*
test card, tv

Mop and Smiff Lolled Into An Earworm

So, when I got home from work, I came on LJ and saw this:

funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures

(via icanhaschzbrgr)

My mind immediately thought of this:

Theme from Mop and Smiff

and I've not been able to shift it ever since.

I'm guessing no one else had that problem as I've never found anyone who could remember it, but it did exist the internet says so. Sometimes I wonder if I had my own special TV channel when I was growing up, which only I watched. It would explain why no one ever seems to have heard of any of the programmes I've seen...