Lets go crazy and as an experiment see if we can get wasted on it. I think we'll need (7(beers to get pissed)x5(times less potent than Stella))=35 pints of icecream. If the SHC of icecream is basically the same as water (and we can guess itmust be about the same) that means we need 4186x35x32=4,688,320J to raise the temperature of this icecream to body temperature. Do do this I propose we eat peanuts. Assuming total conversion of peanuts to icecream-heating-energy, this would be 4688320/8000=586.04grams of peanuts (aparently each peanut contains roughly 8000J of energy), or 5.86 kg or 586.04/0.025=23,441.6 bags of KP.

I love science.

So does this mean I can't give my three year old Fentiman's lemonade?

Oh well- all the more for me...