On the twelfth day of Christmas,
hmmm_tea sent to me...

Twelve trees hillwalking
Eleven webpages procrastinating
Ten cabbages a-reading
Nine board-games dancing
Eight lfs a-baking
Seven samovars a-walking
Six computers a-cooking
Five fo-o-o-olk festivals
Four shiny things
Three charity shops
Two jaffa cakes
...and a beer in a gog magog molly.
A beer in Gog Magog Molly?
*faints with shock*