Sandal, other sandal.

Sock, sock, take off sock when I realise it doesn't match, other sock, twiddle socks around a bit.

2 hours later when my feet get cold: shoes. Ah, the joys of working from home.

Either

If I'm at home, I will put socks on straight away to keep feet warm, but only put shoes on when going out, so sock sock... long pause...shoe shoe

If I'm getting changed after swimming I am happy to put bare feet on the wet floor, and happy to put shoes on the wet floor, but not happy to put socks on the wet floor. So stnad on one leg, sock, shoe, switch legs, sock, shoe.

I pad around in my socks for ages before putting shoes on often. thus sock, sock, 3 hours of padding, shoe, shoe.